Is that why it's sponsored by Vaseline?
For those of you self-punishing enough to have seen it, here are some real lessons to take from it:
repeating "hair dance, hair dance" over and over again is not actually the same as having a plan for a shoot
claiming that the best fashion photographers are men is a sign you should look around at the field a bit more
having the hair look bad in a shoot that's about hair (and supervised by a hair guy and a photographer with great hair) may shows poor listening skills
if your photographs look exactly like those of the other six contestants, you're doing it wrong